Adam Scully

Mr Sumter In a relationship

karmasabitch 17 May 2009, 20:16 United States

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

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myfavoritesgouda This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Manhasset, United States

Full of himself

Today, my boss gave me an autographed photo of himself, after he heard that I think he's intimidatingly attractive. FML

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