illequipt - 16/03/2009 03:20 - Canada Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML 204 664 32 085
lifesucks4me - 23/02/2009 12:51 - United States Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says, "You're a bitch." He's 6. After I asked him where he heard that word, he responded with, "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML 161 051 13 793