MakeshiftIcarus

sayno2mermaids · 4 August 2016, 02:08 ·Denver, United States

Beer down!

Today, I set my beer on the windowsill while I made space for it on the table. Suddenly, the wind knocked the window open. Into my beer. Into a box of expensive electronics. It was the last beer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 312 You deserved it 3 246

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arianelagolden · 4 August 2016, 07:27

He protecc

Today, I saw our boss, visiting from the USA, press the button on the coffee machine, probably thinking a cup will drop automatically. I grab a cup in the cupboard and put it under the now pouring coffee. Next thing I knew, I'm lying on the floor, my boss's bodyguard on top of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 232 You deserved it 1 379

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