Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to visit me for my birthday. Over dinner he handed me a blank card that had the words "I love you" hastily written on it. When the waiter came to take our order he informed him that we'd be paying separately. Happy Birthday. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday. Needless to say, I was delighted when my friends presented me with a birthday card in a homeroom. I pretended to be surprised and exclaimed, "Aw, you guys really shouldn't have!" They didn't. It was our teacher's birthday. They just wanted me to sign the card. FML
Today, everyone was signing a birthday card to surprise a coworker. I was told to go find someone who hadn't signed it so I went to the office next to mine, opened the door, and told them about the card. The intended recipient was sitting behind the door. FML
Today, my Dad gave me my birthday card. The envelope was blank, as was the card, and the £0.25 price tag was still on. He was fully aware of all these things, but handed it to me and said, "By the way, I didn't write anything." Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I bought a birthday card, wrote a long message, then sealed the envelope. At the party, I handed it over and immediately noticed the name on the front. I'd bought two cards at the same time and given her the one meant for someone else, my secret crush. I fled as soon as I could. FML
Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My gifts were a stomach bug from my kid and a confession to a year-long affair from my (now soon-to-be-ex) husband of 21 years. Nobody even got me a card. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Normally, the little office I work in throws a big party for every employee on their special day, but nothing was done for me, not even a "Happy Birthday" came my way. I didn't want to be rude, so I stayed silent. They didn't do anything because I was getting laid off. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML
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Thoams_fml 0
they may have actually been trying to be respectful to the people who were signing it and/or complying with company policies
24788 7
Haha some idiot went out and bought the card. Then the person who was actually behind it freaked and probably had to fix it.
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Tsukasa_fml 0
So what? They should have bought a more appropriate card in the first place, but I don't think it would have made much sense for a card from all your coworkers to say "love".
qwertyuiop8989 0
It's the thought that counts.....they could have got you nothing......stop being such an ungreatful winey bitch.
trilliamme 0
Is that really that bad? At least they got you a card, and it would actually be pretty weird if they had kept "love," I think. Are you especially close to everyone there?
BrandNewKadillak 0
"Chipped in to buy a card"... nice friends
audereyy 0
sucks.... well maybe they thought you would think they were creepers if they left "love"
blueraspberry 0
It would be weird if it had the word "love" on it, and get over yourself at least they remembered and gave you a card. You obviously dont deserve it, your so ungrateful.
x_eyebrows 0
Aww, that's actually really sad! I would have rather they get me nothing, if I were you.
Ric3ball 0
AW:[
MrBadLuck 0
At least you got something. I didn't get anything for my birthday. Most people forgot.
too_much_fun 0
Do you....love everyone in your office? Haha..very classy of them to cross out "love" and put "from" Its like something that would happen in the TV show The Office