Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Apeldoorn, Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
Force of habit
Today, I unintentionally moaned during my prostate exam. FML
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Patts_fml 4
Sure...."unintentionally"
DocBastard 40
Q: What's wrong with being a proctologist? A: All your patients are assholes.
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DocBastard 40
Q: What's wrong with being a proctologist? A: All your patients are assholes.
Zedd_fml 8
Q: What's wrong with being a gynecologist? A: All your patients are *******.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Q: What's wrong with being a urologist? A: All your patients are dicks.
Calingaladha 21
Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil...
Calingaladha 21
Q: What's wrong with being a ginger podiatrist? A: You see more soles than you have...
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Why did mine get thumbed down?!
Skyblu10 10
Because it sucked.
natas_fml 13
^ Urology doesn't only apply to men.
Calingaladha 21
Q: What's wrong with being a radiologist? A: You can see right through all your patients.
supafly1298 3
NO
Calingaladha 21
Q: What's wrong with being a pulmonologist? A: Your patients are always in lung term relationships.
mpalmiter 0
86- Epic fail
Calingaladha 21
Q: What's wrong with being a endocrinologist? A: Your patients have a lot of secretions.
Calingaladha 21
87- You must be related to a rheumatologist. Your sense of humor is pretty stiff.
andiewithlove 21
Q: What's the problem with being an echocardiographer in a dance hall? A: Most of your patients have terrible rhythm.
cyndiig 2
What's wrong with being a urologist? All your patients are pissy ;D
LiterOfCola 16
It wasn't funny and sounded desperate
laden_swallow09 35
Admittedly better than the first one, though.
RavenJay 7
not only men have urethras, my friend.
TomPusslicker 21
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokemon
Epihk 2
^No.
skeaderpop 3
That's actually normal. The prostate is the male "g spot"
deathy94 14
Well you learn something new everyday I guess. Now you know how you like it and where.
GothickNihilist 15
Don't worry OP . The prostate is a very sensitive part of the male anatomy, and is a common erogenous zone. I'm sure the doctor has probably had many other patients do the same thing. It's a natural effect of stimulation .
Iniezian 18
That's actually not surprising. For those of you who don't know it, men essentially have 3 g-spots, and the most sensitive one is the prostate. The doctor must have done something to stimulate it for a second or two.
gavo 8
you appear to be unintentionally bent!
MissAmz 7
Uh.. What?
gavo 8
queer, gay, ****, bender, stool pusher, back garden burgler... need i go on?
Kiki242 19
That must have been a awkward turtle for the doctor.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
This was "a" awkward sentence. ;P
Kiki242 19
Mistakes happen.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Just messing around with you.
pabst4america 1
God damn grammar nazis flaunting your false intelligence
iwadasn 33
That's what the edit button is for, 51. If you knew it was wrong, you would have fixed it.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Well it wouldn't have been so bad if you hadn't moaned your doc's name.
annie_nk 23
That certainly is awkward but don't worry too much. I'd be like if a girl unintentionally moaned during a pelvic exam. Sensitive spots are being stimulated.
KBear3109 29
I don't know what kind of pelvic exam you've been having...
annie_nk 23
A couple weeks before I had my first daughter, I got checked to see how dialated I was. Two gloved fingers. Felt kinda good. OBGYN's and gyno's try not to have their procedures seems sexual in anyway so they don't get sued. But in my case, I hadn't gotten any action in months so my body reacted like it was. Other procedures do NOT feel good but some can.
KBear3109 29
That makes sense. I have two children and I was checked so much with my second daughter it was just aggravating and a bit painful. I thought you meant the speculum exam though, that' isn't pleasant at all!
TheJester12 15
"Doctor , I love it when you finger my asshole .......oh no ****. I may have neglected to say that, sorry doc.