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Foot in mouth syndrome

Today, my friend told me that her favourite aunt died last night of a heart attack. The first thing I could think of to say was, "Oh no, is she okay?" FML

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oh yeah she's okay, she is just busy being dead is all

oocarmelgirl0807 0

Haha, fail.

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Comments (212)

You should have corrected yourself by saying "I meant, are you okay?" Then it wouldn't have been a biggie ;)

_MannyxAmbition 0

dumb bitch..

NagatoPain 4

No, you are apperently you stuck up kid

oh yea shes ok all right, in heaven

Unless...of course...she's in hell...which means she's not alright at all... But, nah, sure she's good, way to be optimistic

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Way to be optimistic about there even being a heaven.

every1luvsvag 10

Atheist ruin everything. Never any fun.

iLoveMyDogFerreh 0

today some dude on the bus said I want you and your body and I said um no your like 50 he said also I'm gay and I just froze. FML

The ****?

Everyone does stupid things sometimes. If she's your friend she'll understand. Sorry about her loss. FHL, and OP didn't deserve it, so I guess FYL too.

MzCrystalBabez 0

and it's favorite not favourite

Here we go again.

Every single day there's at least one.

10_4Franky 0

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Well that's no fun.

retard much?

I hate people as yourself. Do some research and shut your ***** mouth, 29. :)