The dipshit in 4B DookDaSpook - - United States - San Francisco Today, while I was in a very important meeting on Skype, my apartment complex was evacuated due to the fire alarm going off. The reason was that my neighbor put a fork in his microwave due to him being extremely drunk. FML 20 912 1 388
Stoner in disguise Anonymous - - United States - Rowlett Today, I found out that mishearing my boss and laughing at what I thought he said can make him think I'm high and nearly force me to submit to a drug test. FML 19 445 2 943