Huge fan Anonymous - - United States - Acworth Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair in a way that it looks like Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML 67 913 10 450
First impressions Jes_jes18 - - United States Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML 67 474 7 759