Anonymous - 15/04/2016 17:56 - United States - Frisco Today, I finally had to accept that I have feelings for a very cute and funny guy. It wouldn't be so bad if he weren't my brother. FML 17 969 14 223
Foot meet mouth Anonymous - 12/04/2016 15:44 - United States - Ridley Park Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML 18 469 7 855