Anonymous - 18/10/2009 10:52 - Australia Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last resume was handed out, my brother had changed the last sentence of every paragraph to 'I am a massive douche bag.' FML 40 926 7 787
Not so tech savvy holliefall - 02/06/2009 08:42 - United States Today, I called Tech Support because the computer program wouldn't let me open files for my online classes. After an hour, and being walked through the downloading process multiple times. There was a pause and he said, "You're a fucking idiot." and hung up. It still won't work. FML 51 566 22 764
jules - 17/04/2009 17:05 - United States Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML 32 586 57 187