Cali girl - 03/04/2014 16:36 - United States - San Francisco Today, I woke up again to a warm trickling sensation on my neck. It would seem my rabbit has a thing for doing his business on me to wake me up. FML 40 201 7 599
Daniel_rules - 17/04/2009 17:02 - United States Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied "No, but shoot him anyway." FML 568 93