facingit - 08/11/2010 10:32 - Australia Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML 22 823 3 310
Aaaaaaaaaaah! whyme_ss - 20/07/2009 20:05 - United States Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML 40 625 26 984
goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML 453 130