OysterPearls

miss

0
Followed

5
Followers

33
Badges!

325
Comments

8065
Visits

72
Favorites

Earth
27 years-old
Sunday 05 April 1998
couple

A propos de Oysterpearls

Hi, I'm Pearl and I love you. I'm a proud feminist, but surprise surprise, I don't hate men! I love junk food and wholesome memes, and if you're nice I might even share some with you. I'm looney for Looney ❤ Message me if you wanna talk/argue/ask questions/theorize about life.

Oysterpearls - Followers

Talented73

Oysterpearls - Followed

Oysterpearls's page visits

purplekanc

lovers5201

lolote92

homehints1...

govz09

drayloon

micia11

Nico71186

jgoldfed

Isabelle19...

BettyTimmo...

Fmyantfarm

Fucked!

YTfangirl

Nico71186

2simz

Talented73

sdlr32787

Cali

Dusty_Cups

BrazyNut

ItsAlly

michaelm12...

nofroe24

Ahyuenhsia

Oysterpearls's FML badges

64_badgename

64_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

28_badgename

28_badgedesc

32_badgename

32_badgedesc

46_badgename

46_badgedesc

43_badgename

43_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

52_badgename

52_badgedesc

53_badgename

53_badgedesc

57_badgename

57_badgedesc

58_badgename

58_badgedesc

60_badgename

60_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

62_badgename

62_badgedesc

63_badgename

63_badgedesc

21_badgename

21_badgedesc

19_badgename

19_badgedesc

6_badgename

6_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

7_badgename

7_badgedesc

17_badgename

17_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

73_badgename

73_badgedesc

59_badgename

59_badgedesc

74_badgename

74_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

54_badgename

54_badgedesc

26_badgename

26_badgedesc

27_badgename

27_badgedesc

41_badgename

41_badgedesc

42_badgename

42_badgedesc

11_badgename

11_badgedesc

33_badgename

33_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

8_badgename

8_badgedesc

75_badgename

75_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Oysterpearls's favorite FMLs

By madeline9322 - 20/12/2016 03:15 - Canada

Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML

agreeclassic 8 597

vote type 1 795

I'm not paid enough for this shit

By FabFor87 - 19/12/2016 16:15 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, my boss asked me to send an email on his behalf with an important report attached. I've already received 3 responses from directors commenting on poor spelling and factual errors. I get paid 1/4 the salary of my boss and he can't even write properly. FML

agreeclassic 6 794

vote type 1 541

Nice to know

By LyricalTragedy - 16/12/2016 00:08

Today, I saw my father for the first time in two years. He felt compelled to tell me about how he got involved with a BDSM group and got an STD because of it. FML

agreeclassic 10 124

vote type 1 746

By Miriam - 10/12/2016 08:44

Today, I attended a white elephant party at work and the box I picked had whisky and beer. Since I am a Muslim, I took it to my Christian friend's house and gave it to him. As I was walking there, I passed my imam on the street. Awkward. FML

agreeclassic 9 813

vote type 1 1 285

By AnAngryyGiraffe - 06/12/2016 04:46 - United States - Chatsworth

Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML

agreeclassic 6 643

vote type 1 3 990