kelly.duggan - 21/04/2014 04:03 - Canada - Carleton Place Today, I went to get an ultrasound done. I texted my ex, who's the father, and told him how adorable its little feet are, and asked him why he didn't come. I got a reply with two words: "DNA test". FML 42 693 11 840
GuitarChick42 - 04/04/2009 18:15 - United States Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstairs to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML 321 758 23 044