Dating apps suck probablydeadbymidnight - 01/07/2012 22:57 - United States Today, I exchanged pictures with a guy I met online, whose devotion to his family really impressed me. In his picture, he was wearing clown makeup, holding a huge knife to his throat with one hand, and an ICP album in the other. All this with a psychopathic grin on his face. FML 23 412 7 818
Bad hair day Noname - 30/01/2009 19:06 - United States Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML 23 565 5 039