By fuckedbyretail - 02/02/2013 14:53 - United States - Charlotte
agreeclassic
35 579
vote type 1
2 762
thefailgurl96
miss
0
Followed
Followed
0
Followers
Followers
11
Badges!
Badges!
14
Comments
Comments
1991
Visits
Visits
6
Favorites
Favorites
A propos de Thefailgurl96
I live in California! :D Woohoo! :) so um yeah, FML is my favorite website/app ever! :p
Message me when you're bored.
P.s. I get weird an hyper sometimes. Don't be scared, I don't bite ;D
Or maybe I do o.0
Thefailgurl96 - Followers
Thefailgurl96 - Followed
Thefailgurl96's page visits
Fucked!
Thefailgurl96's FML badges
2_badgename
2_badgedesc
51_badgename
51_badgedesc
48_badgename
48_badgedesc
47_badgename
47_badgedesc
28_badgename
28_badgedesc
24_badgename
24_badgedesc
21_badgename
21_badgedesc
18_badgename
18_badgedesc
16_badgename
16_badgedesc
3_badgename
3_badgedesc
9_badgename
9_badgedesc
15_badgename
15_badgedesc
49_badgename
49_badgedesc
4_badgename
4_badgedesc
5_badgename
5_badgedesc
45_badgename
45_badgedesc
44_badgename
44_badgedesc
6_badgename
6_badgedesc
10_badgename
10_badgedesc
13_badgename
13_badgedesc
14_badgename
14_badgedesc
61_badgename
61_badgedesc
Thefailgurl96's favorite FMLs
By BabyG2222 - 29/09/2012 09:14 - United States - Sturgeon Bay
agreeclassic
28 162
vote type 1
5 196
BabyG2222 app_comment_confession_title
By jitiizer - 19/09/2012 17:02 - Netherlands - Leeuwarden
agreeclassic
34 972
vote type 1
2 326
By cj123 - 23/12/2011 08:43 - United States
agreeclassic
31 524
vote type 1
5 491
By bribreeeeeezyfreshhh - 06/12/2010 17:03 - United Kingdom
agreeclassic
16 948
vote type 1
27 210
OP here, Okay just want to clarify some stuff first. The term "spank the ferret" is a "nice" way of putting he was jerking off. I originally wrote "jerked off" but I guess fmylife didn't like that wording and changed it to a friendly term. So, no there wasn't an actually ferret (no animal was hurt in the making of fmylife). Okay with that done now for the background story. My boyfriend at the time loved sex (like every normal guy) and liked to do the "traditional **** ending, where the guy cums on the girls face" He liked to call it Spiderman. (I'm aware doing the Spiderman is not done that way however he didn't want to splat in his hand and throw it at me, it was a modified Spiderman). Anyways, he got this "bright" idea to wake me up this way (thinking I was find it funny and sexy at the same time, which I didn't.) And for all of you who said I should have helped him out, I was sleeping, he woke me up just before and when I turned around SPLAT he shot me in the face while singing the theme song. We broke up a month later because of an unrelated issue but needless to say I was pretty mad at him but forgave him like after a day.