Pirate_argh

0
Followed

1
Followers

6
Badges!

50
Comments

2801
Visits

19
Favorites

34 years-old
Friday 22 March 1991
Not specified

A propos de Pirate_argh

Officer Barbrady: "Move along people, Nothing to see here!" - http://twitter.com/Woodfarmer (just started it)

Pirate_argh - Followers

AndreaHoff...

Pirate_argh - Followed

Pirate_argh's page visits

lovers5201

Aphrodites

AndreaHoff...

KathrinLor...

Gabyjanson

paigexox0

[314723397...

j133

Roanmarast...

MissMayLaw...

CB190052

Hilda_x

Fucked!

Hilda_x

Envy22

ragnarok15...

RainEliseW...

wookieewho...

Pirate_argh's FML badges

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

28_badgename

28_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

21_badgename

21_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

6_badgename

6_badgedesc

32_badgename

32_badgedesc

33_badgename

33_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

73_badgename

73_badgedesc

74_badgename

74_badgedesc

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

27_badgename

27_badgedesc

26_badgename

26_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

11_badgename

11_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

17_badgename

17_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

19_badgename

19_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

75_badgename

75_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Pirate_argh's favorite FMLs

Early start

By KoNi - 21/11/2008 07:23 - France

Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

agreeclassic 54 350

vote type 1 6 482

By VelocityMary - 30/07/2009 15:52 - United States

Today, a friend offered to have sex with me, since I'm a 19 year old virgin who's only been kissed. He then added on that I would have to give him my Wii in return. FML

agreeclassic 51 366

vote type 1 6 890

By notawizard - 16/07/2009 10:16 - Spain

Today, my daughter turned 11. Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decided to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. When she saw the letter, she screamed and showed me. When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hated me, started crying, and stepped on my foot. FML

agreeclassic 33 362

vote type 1 95 152

By Barista - 05/07/2009 05:21 - United States

Today, at work, a woman came up to the counter and asked if we made sweet and sour chicken. Before I could answer, she told me a really long recipe and said "I expect to see this on the menu next time I come in, or I will complain to the manager about your lousy work ethic". I work at Starbucks. FML

agreeclassic 504

vote type 1 43

By Andrew - 29/06/2009 10:31 - Canada

Today, there was a meeting at work. I had to give a presentation to my boss and the other attendants. My first subject was on how my 5 year old son got to my briefcase and replaced the contents of it with crayons and a stuffed teddy bear. FML

agreeclassic 560

vote type 1 57