great - 20/07/2012 10:20 - New Zealand - Hamilton Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML 21 553 31 432
First time, last time tuggernuts - - United States Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML 14 612 44 791