La fête !
By calimero - 02/12/2014 02:22 - France - Saint Barthelemy
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By calimero - 02/12/2014 02:22 - France - Saint Barthelemy
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Salut à tous, Alors je répond à vos questions pour les rideaux, j'en ai en effet acheté mais je suis assez tête en l'air et j'ai oublié de prendre des tringles avec, donc pour le moment il reste dans mon placard... Je suis entièrement d'accord que j'ai de la chance d'avoir un toit sur ma tête (#20) et je ne veux pas me plaindre, juste raconter cette histoire qui m'a surprise et bien fais rire :)
Salut les loulous ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Je remercie les compatissants qui m'ont dit que l'erreur était humaine et que ça arrive d'être étourdie. A tous ceux qui m'expliquent en long, en large et en travers que je l'ai bien mérité... Ben c'est le cas. Je suis passée maître en matière de maladresse/ d'étourderie/ de poisse ! Du coup, ce genre de chose étant récurrent chez moi, je préfère en rire. Je suis arrivée le 29 à l'aéroport après un périple sans fin, absolument persuadée qu'on était le 28. Quand mon billet n'est pas passé à la sécurité, je n'ai sincèrement pas compris pourquoi. Ensuite la fille du comptoir Easyjet m'a expliqué. Ensuite j'ai réalisé l'horreur de ma situation. Ensuite j'ai fondu en larmes devant elle. Je suis VRAIMENT un boulet parfois, mais sur ce coup-là j'ai fait très fort. Du coup j'ai dû re-payer un vol pour le lendemain. Mon compte en banque me hait de toutes ses forces (désormais très faibles), mais je manquais d'option, j'étais bien obligée de rentrer chez moi. Donc je vais connaitre la joie du régime merveilleux appelé "fin de mois", mais pendant tout le mois de mai ! Allez, on a rien sans rien, il faut savoir partir à l'aventure et vivre dangereusement parfois. Même si ça peut aider de regarder son calendrier. Merci à tous et pensez bien à regarder la date la prochaine fois que vous partez en vacances !