dis_bee_leaf - 13/02/2012 16:27 - Canada Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML 14 810 37 942
SpLo0gIeR - 13/02/2012 15:30 - United States Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML 11 764 55 026
Catholicguy - 20/12/2009 08:14 - United States Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML 50 342 4 558
Funny thing is he laughed and gave me a warning :)