•
•
•

goodnightpunpun

0

0

0

1

1504

4

Sao Paulo, Brazil
39
Friday 12 December 1986

Goodnightpunpun

"A piece of my brain just shot out of my weiner!"

Goodnightpunpun -

Goodnightpunpun -

Goodnightpunpun

lovers5201

eicahituji...

Freeze_fml

mrsfarrell

parapeople

Ohmar

Cuervo23

GreekGodde...

lancegonye...

blindyblon...

macyinwond...

brooke_cho...

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8

Goodnightpunpun

Goodnightpunpun

imfromtexas02 - 06/06/2009 14:03 - United States

Today, I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub. I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified. FML

49 456

12 644

fartmaster - 22/04/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

446

111

meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

800 756

65 962

grem - 13/04/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML

34 697

69 548