Goddamn commies Frazz - 10/06/2013 05:09 - Australia - Aspley Today, I was told by my grandfather that I was no longer allowed to visit him or to set foot in his house. Why? He found out I have been taking Japanese and German as electives in my degree, so I must be an 'enemy spy'. FML 52 165 5 276
RachelDC - 03/07/2009 19:06 - United States Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML 75 190 5 665