It's good to talk kanenakid - - United States Today, I realized the closest person I have to a friend is the debt collector who calls me every day. FML 33 575 6 826
carnivore - 22/09/2009 21:48 - United States Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML 68 658 5 913
beya - 31/08/2009 22:05 - Canada Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML 94 002 5 898
The nerve of some people Inga44 - - United States Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML 62 220 3 793