Lillias_fml

miss

0
Followed

0
Followers

19
Badges!

27
Comments

2276
Visits

628
Favorites

Khaskovo, Bulgaria
30 years-old
Saturday 28 October 1995
couple

A propos de Lillias_fml

Lillias_fml - Followers

Lillias_fml - Followed

Lillias_fml's page visits

lovers5201

sirmixB12

dumbassexw...

Marie1994

MarilynLem...

lutessiaro...

classicate

eggnog5000

iT_Cereal

holymacabr...

redstone76...

TurboButto...

Fucked!

Lillias_fml's FML badges

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

17_badgename

17_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

19_badgename

19_badgedesc

21_badgename

21_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

27_badgename

27_badgedesc

28_badgename

28_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

52_badgename

52_badgedesc

53_badgename

53_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

46_badgename

46_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

43_badgename

43_badgedesc

42_badgename

42_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

11_badgename

11_badgedesc

8_badgename

8_badgedesc

26_badgename

26_badgedesc

6_badgename

6_badgedesc

32_badgename

32_badgedesc

33_badgename

33_badgedesc

41_badgename

41_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Lillias_fml's favorite FMLs

Attempted romance

By ItRainedOutside - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, after three years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML

agreeclassic 35 927

vote type 1 5 539

Automaton

By Jessie - 25/12/2010 13:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

agreeclassic 47 751

vote type 1 9 569

Gross out competition

By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

agreeclassic 43 458

vote type 1 4 068

By anonymous - 05/01/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, I started charging my phone in the car during a family road trip. The car recognized my iPhone as an MP3 player and started playing the audio from the porn video I watched before we left. Everybody heard. FML

agreeclassic 12 691

vote type 1 44 277

By lostlove - 01/10/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. As I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML

agreeclassic 44 211

vote type 1 7 812