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Mixed feelings

By Spanner - 25/04/2019 00:00

Today, I realized why a female colleague keeps asking me if I'm high when I'm not. All I'm thinking when I see her is how glad I am to see her. Dilated pupils, flushed face, stupid grin on my face? I'm not high. I'm in love with her. She's married. Oh, and she wants to be my roommate for a year. FML

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By heathenapparently - 16/02/2019 20:00

Today, while driving me to the airport for a trip to Japan, my mother started crying. When I asked her why, she said, "I just know that if the plane crashes, I will never see you again because you are going to hell." Thank you, mom. I love you too. FML

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By mastermind - 22/08/2018 23:30

Today, in an attempt to keep a conversation flowing, I panicked and asked a man what country he was from in response to him telling me he was Brazilian. FML

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By "lildale92" - 04/02/2019 05:00 - United States - Elmhurst

Today when my daughters were sleeping,I herd a loud growling sound from the baby monitor. When I went to check on them on my phone, both of my kids were fast asleep. FML

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By Stalkingman - 04/02/2019 16:00

Today, in group therapy, I was ashamed to admit that I am less scared of my stalker of 8 months. Its more like I'm impressed that someone would like me that many months in a row without giving up. FML

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