Tetchy Anonymous - 24/05/2013 16:40 - Brazil - Rio De Janeiro Today, my extremely religious father visited for a family dinner. My daughter had just one job: not to set him off on one of his easily-provoked rants. She nonetheless decided to take a photo in the middle of prayer, because she just HAD to Instagram her food. My father went apeshit. FML 55 440 9 923
maniac11 - 11/10/2012 00:58 - United States Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML 31 523 6 598