Cerveau lent
By La Chouette - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By La Chouette - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By Anonyme - 08/07/2024 16:05 - France - Marseille
By ela_ela - 06/10/2008 18:33
Le soir en rentrant du taf, j'ai pourri mon frère car je n'avais pas eu d'eau chaude en me levant! Réponse : "bah je comprends pas, nous on en a tous eu de l'eau chaude en se levant!" Normal, blaireau... je me suis levée à 6h, toi et tes poivreaux de copains à 14h.... Alalala vivement que la crise d'ado soit passée!
Pourquoi? Il faut bien quelqu'un pour faire les cafés et les photocopies et ce quelqu'un n'est pas payé. N'est-ce pas merveilleux...