Back to black drycleanplz - - Reserved Today, I wore my expensive new white jacket to work, thinking it would be a nice change from my usual black. I managed to lean in printer ink. FML 30 097 13 079
notthedad - 15/03/2011 15:50 - China Today, I got a call from my long distance girlfriend. She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person for six months, but she still insists it's mine. I don't know which would be worse: her lying or her being that stupid. FML 60 517 5 647