Opportunist
By Mick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By Mick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By sliceddice - 10/03/2010 16:08 - Denmark
By xele - 09/03/2010 14:09 - Poland
By workinggirl - 07/03/2010 17:38 - United States
By choldcreations - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
Oh yeah, I am from Poland and its very UNcommon to NOT live with your parents even at the age of 30 and having your own family. People here have family houses and we dont move out like ppl in US. Houses are passed down on younger generations who takes responsibility for it and their older parents at the same time.