anonymous - 20/04/2016 03:09 - United States - Saint Paul Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be this tall to say no" sign. She grabbed a chair, stood on it, and then said no. FML 12 885 30 433
craigtm029429 - 02/03/2012 00:47 - United States Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML 30 865 1 903