MJjunior - 31/08/2011 16:04 - Australia Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML 47 531 13 287
piece of shed - 31/08/2011 14:00 - United States Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML 37 269 3 510
Anonymous - 18/08/2010 16:12 - United States Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML 12 507 64 318