creepedout - 31/07/2011 05:11 - United States Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML 45 450 14 685
Ah, young love… HotAsTits - 20/03/2011 20:31 - United States Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML 51 022 10 493