Anonymous - 31/05/2011 11:21 Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML 23 787 69 890
Anonymous - 03/01/2011 08:42 - United States Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said, "Right now?" FML 40 803 5 070