By littleteapot - 05/09/2014 02:47 - United States
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By littleteapot - 05/09/2014 02:47 - United States
By sothishappened - 20/05/2014 09:54 - United States - Joliet
By cricketsins - 08/11/2013 03:33 - United States - Smyrna
Let me give some details before the blasting gets too bad: "beating" was an exaggeration. I was not literally bludgeoning him with a block of cheese. I'm sure that somewhere, someone has done this. That person was not me. It all started because he and I were picking up a few items and he just *happened* to lead me to the cheese aisle in the deli. I love cheese; he knows this and was teasing me. So, one poke led to a pinch, and all of a sudden my cheese-rage took hold and I was swatting him with a block of cheese. It was all in good fun. We are always joking and wrestling around. While we have both seriously hurt one another while wrestling, it's always an accident.
By DisgustinglyFrustrated - 10/10/2013 15:40 - Argentina - Rosario
By Annoyed - 04/10/2013 02:56 - United States - Accokeek
Did I sit on a stranger's face? haha no