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Okay. So, I'm 15, I love the Harry Potter series and snakes. My favourite Harry Potter protagonist: Sirius Black or Professor Dumbledore. My favourite Harry Potter antagonist: Draco Malfoy. I also love Voldemort's snake, Nagini. I have my reasons and if you want to hear them you can kik me: The.Prince.Karkat Or kik me "just 'cause". I enjoy talking to people ^_^ I also like homestuck though I haven't read it in awhile. I should probably do that. Anyway, I best be off. ADVENTURE AWAITS!! (I love music [rock, post-hardcore, alternative] too)

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By ScoobieDoo - 20/03/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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By DreamStatic - 29/07/2013 02:16 - United States - Hinesville

Today, while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I came out. FML

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Monday 29 July 2013 17:31

Forgive me FML, for I have sinned.

By Anonymous - 28/07/2013 04:59 - United States

Today, because I refused to shave off what my wife calls my "pedo 'stache", she painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van. FML

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By ADickySituation - 05/05/2013 04:14 - United States - Wilmette

Today, my dumbass colleague was too lazy to go buy balloons for a party in recognition of our company's huge merger. Instead, he made condom balloons. Let's just say you don't make blow up condoms for a prestigious company event. A company whose CEO is named Dick. FML

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By acnecream - 03/05/2013 13:23 - Finland - Kinnulanlahti

Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML

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