Anonymous - 27/10/2010 18:57 - United States Today, I decided to put on my Halloween make-up to be sure that I could and that it would look nice. I was satisfied with my results, and went to wash it off. Everything came off fine, except for the eye liner and eye shadow. It's bright purple. I'm a man. Halloween isn't until Sunday. FML 15 951 31 255
Anonymous - 27/10/2010 16:17 - United States Today, a hummingbird somehow got into my house. I spent two and a half hours trying to get it out after finally using a blanket to catch it. I run outside to release it from my hands, and it flew back into my house. FML 29 391 6 363
Anonymous - 20/09/2010 07:10 - United Kingdom Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML 458 51