Taurus_ChicKa

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Thursday 30 April 1987
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Hello! I got interested in FML thanks to a friend who read it daily. I'm also a gamer girl, love to read, write, and craft, and am an animal rights activist.

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Taurus_chicka's favorite FMLs

Prepare for trouble

By Anonymous - 27/11/2025 03:00

Today, I was walking in the street, and ahead of me was a girl with a flowing dress. It was windy and the dress lifted up, showing for a split second Pokemon underwear. Before I could stop myself, I said: "Pikachu, I see you." She turned around and slapped me. FML

agreeclassic 161

vote type 1 649

Doofus

By Burned - 11/06/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I learned that if you're going to light a bottle rocket and throw it out the window of a car, you should roll the window down before you light the bottle rocket. FML

agreeclassic 43

vote type 1 1 015

Road rage

By Hayley - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I sneezed with so much force while I was driving that I whacked my head on the steering wheel and honked the horn. FML

agreeclassic 29 058

vote type 1 4 662

Ace Of Spades

By MetalisLife - this FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I thought I died in the shower. I was very intensely playing air guitar while simultaneously headbanging. I punched myself in the dick. FML

agreeclassic 3 724

vote type 1 6 604

Large spread

By Anonymous - 07/05/2023 06:00

Today, as I went to put a portion of a rotisserie chicken in the microwave, the rest of the chicken slid off the counter. I instinctively tried to catch it with my foot, which resulted in me punting it into the kitchen ceiling fan. FML

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