magicdust95

miss

1
Followed

1
Followers

31
Badges!

33
Comments

7573
Visits

149
Favorites

1359767
30 years-old
Friday 27 October 1995
single

A propos de Magicdust95

hey !!! I'm a complete weirdo. I like to think I'm open minded and helpful. Books have been my best friend for as long as I can remember, that doesn't mean I'm not social or that I'm not a party animal. Feel free to message me :P Have a great day

Magicdust95 - Followers

SabastianA...

Magicdust95 - Followed

braver7315

Magicdust95's page visits

lovers5201

chelsicada...

nellie629

Jp Soon

adetizudac

Anderson_c...

RichardPen...

newbiemale...

Binghui Li...

Masters202...

cocoaluver...

KathrinLor...

Fucked!

newbiemale...

kolom

Nolimits22...

braver7315

Chewy1

Cali

MelvinG

Echo 8802

gotaplanst...

terryaly

zainman13

OlRed

Magicdust95's FML badges

65_badgename

65_badgedesc

27_badgename

27_badgedesc

28_badgename

28_badgedesc

37_badgename

37_badgedesc

39_badgename

39_badgedesc

79_badgename

79_badgedesc

46_badgename

46_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

51_badgename

51_badgedesc

52_badgename

52_badgedesc

57_badgename

57_badgedesc

60_badgename

60_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

62_badgename

62_badgedesc

63_badgename

63_badgedesc

64_badgename

64_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

21_badgename

21_badgedesc

19_badgename

19_badgedesc

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

8_badgename

8_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

17_badgename

17_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

26_badgename

26_badgedesc

70_badgename

70_badgedesc

43_badgename

43_badgedesc

42_badgename

42_badgedesc

72_badgename

72_badgedesc

73_badgename

73_badgedesc

74_badgename

74_badgedesc

75_badgename

75_badgedesc

77_badgename

77_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

32_badgename

32_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

41_badgename

41_badgedesc

11_badgename

11_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

54_badgename

54_badgedesc

33_badgename

33_badgedesc

59_badgename

59_badgedesc

6_badgename

6_badgedesc

71_badgename

71_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Magicdust95's favorite FMLs

Baywatch

By Jenn - 16/12/2016 00:50

Today, in my lifeguarding course, I had to pull a 200-pound boy out of the pool in an exercise to practice using our legs when lifting. I, being only 90 pounds, tried pulling and ended up falling into the pool, landing with my lady parts on his face. FML

agreeclassic 8 245

vote type 1 850

By NotALady - 15/12/2016 22:20

Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML

agreeclassic 8 429

vote type 1 1 669

By PinkMonkeys - 23/11/2016 18:33

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending me flowers that said, "I just need some space, forever. I hope I never see you again, even if you were a great person. It's not you it's me." FML

agreeclassic 10 626

vote type 1 894

Nuts

By dieders - 21/11/2016 06:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and opened my curtains to see my gardener up a ladder in front of my window tending to the plants growing up the side of the wall. This would've been fine if his ballsack wasn't hanging out his shorts. FML

agreeclassic 11 857

vote type 1 1 154

By NotTHATbad - 19/11/2016 17:26

Today, I found out that sometimes when my girlfriend is mad at me she will allow our unfixed male dog to jack off on my pillows when I'm at work. She won the battle and the war. FML

agreeclassic 11 588

vote type 1 1 110