•
•
•

Baller_Ryan

0

0

5

4

481

145

Brampton, Canada

Baller_ryan

Add me on Xbox Live - Lebron Gambino

Baller_ryan -

Baller_ryan -

Baller_ryan

lovers5201

liloulitop

ЗАБЕРИТЕ 1...

Baller_ryan

Baller_ryan

Thorn in my side

CantPublish - 15/01/2012 03:07 - United States

Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left a sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML

44 113

5 001

shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

48 871

4 385

chunkymonkey - 23/11/2011 23:54

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

36 833

6 287

Small mistake

lorahayes - 05/01/2012 18:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

38 952

10 307

Trash

Anonymous - 11/12/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML

35 847

2 672