Slap in the face
By deadmedia - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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By deadmedia - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
By ClydeBarrow - 29/08/2009 23:44 - United States
By Ned - 29/08/2009 23:36 - United States
By snakeboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia
He refused to go with me on vacation because he said that Italy was too hot. You can ask him why he didn't want to go. I put the chicken in a container and handed it to him because I figured if he wanted to keep it lying around the house while I was gone, he wouldn't mind eating it while he was finding a place that would take his lazy ass in.