bobin - 29/08/2011 17:17 - United States Today, my boyfriend kept falling asleep while he was at my house with me. I tried to have sex with him to help wake him up, but he said he was too tired and fell back asleep. Five minutes later, my friend walks in the room with food. He woke up from the smell and got up to get some for himself. FML 34 313 6 324
slut - 29/08/2011 16:22 - Canada Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML 14 370 59 325
Bored stiff RJB - 29/07/2011 02:48 - United States Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML 36 113 12 631