Hairball - 01/09/2009 18:05 - United States Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML 22 467 405 045
Anonymous - 21/03/2009 04:46 - United States Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. Then I found another note on a can that said, "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML 70 601 688 965