mehdi - 13/10/2008 08:20 Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML 327 507 33 847
That old switcheroo Anonymous - - United States Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML 35 593 6 553
Anonymous - 16/01/2012 14:15 - United States Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML 29 263 6 184
Been there, done that randomgirl - - United Kingdom Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML 34 387 15 056
TMI Anonymous - - United States Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML 51 689 4 913