Anonymous - 28/12/2012 04:31 - United States Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML 63 129 4 484
sportskidguru - 01/02/2009 14:41 - United States Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML 35 602 3 720