I'm not going out there Anonymous - - United Kingdom - York Today, a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically being placed under house arrest by birds. FML 47 347 4 103
kay - 01/06/2012 21:08 - United Kingdom - Maidstone Today, a homeless guy grabbed me and started ranting that "the Mayans were right" or some shit. He was making about as much sense as Charlie Sheen outside of a padded cell, so I shoved him away. That's when he decided to pull a knife and chase me all the way to my car. FML 29 000 4 361