Miscellaneous: Yesterday, my gym had a day at the swimming pool. In the changing...

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By SomeFag - 28/01/2016 11:26 - United States - Portage

Yesterday, my gym had a day at the swimming pool. In the changing room, I was the only one changing. when I asked why no one else was changing, they said it was because they didn't want to change in front of the gay guy, FML

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