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By Peepants - 22/05/2016 04:03 - United States - Davenport

Today, while working at an outdoor event I was finally able to sneak away from my booth for a much needed pee break. It was after dark and pitch black inside the portapotty. I only realized the toilet lid was left down after my urine ran down and soaked my pants. I still work for 2 more hours. FML.

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