Intimacy: Today, while walking in the mall, my girlfriend told me to look... - FML

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By danm_1 - 23/01/2016 04:35

Today, while walking in the mall, my girlfriend told me to look at some woman's butt, which she said she wished she had. I looked, said it was good and quickly looked away. My girlfriend then started crying and said that I don't appreciate her looks like I'm supposed to. I'm still confused. FML

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