Miscellaneous: Today, while using a public stall I didn't realize until it was...

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By anonymous - 22/04/2016 22:51 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, while using a public stall I didn't realize until it was too late that there was no toilet paper. I had to ask the person next to me for some, and instead of helping me out, silently got up and left. FML

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Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML

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Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML

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