Miscellaneous Today, while taking my driving test, the guy grading me was laughing... - FML

nervous? - 13/01/2016 17:09 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, while taking my driving test, the guy grading me was laughing the entire time. I was unaware that he was laughing at me, until after the test he says, "You did fine, but your face.. You looked constipated." I mean, at least I passed and never have to see him again. FML

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